Now/here no/where woman

I have a love-hate relationship with this weather, but it couldn't care less how I feel. This rain, the oppressive grey sky -- they make me restless. They make me want to run away from home. But the sound of the rain and the wind in the swaying bamboo says, "Stay. Stay. Stay awhile longer." I have a love-hate relationship with this weather, but it couldn't care less how I feel.

"None of the above and/or All of the above. It's the all-inclusive, non-conclusive Answer!" *Mr. Camote is our resident sweet potato head who holds a PhD in the anthropology of matter that matters.  His research interests include food, mediation and translation of academic language, and the culture of tubers. He currently lives in the kitchen.